"TOP 20 FUNNY LOVE SAYING's"

Are you in a funny mood and want to laugh your self off then its time to read our top 20 funny love sayings. These funny love quotes are brilliant and with a punch. If your sweetheart has an ear for humor, try wooing by dropping some of the top 20 funny love sayings. These love quotes are witty and smart, they can win hearts at the first go. Hope you would enjoy the funny quotes on love which will bring a smile on your face.

The subtle irony of love goes unnoticed. That irony reflects in the following best funny love quotes.

Funny Love Sayings

• An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
  ~ by Agatha Christie
• I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
  ~ by Woody Allen

• There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
  ~ by Melanie Griffith
• You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
  ~ by Melanie Clark
• Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
  ~ by Albert Einstein
• The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
  ~ by Woody Allen
• The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?
  ~ by Freud
• Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
  ~ by Anonymous
• Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
  ~ by Samuel Johnson
• The bravest thing that men do is love women.
  ~ by Mort Sahl
• One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
  ~ by Oscar Wilde
• Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
  ~ by Helen Rowland
• Love is blind. Marriage is the eye-opener.
  ~ by Pauline Thompson
• The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
  ~ by George Bernard Shaw
• Love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life.
  ~ by Douglas Jerrold
• He said it was artificial respiration, but now I find I am to have his child.
  ~ by Anthony Burgess
• Quarrels in France strengthen a love affair, in America they end it.
  ~ by Ned Rorem
• Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only hope to find in their butlers.
  ~ by William Somerset Maugham
• A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
  ~ by Helen Rowland
• We turned on one another deep, drowned gazes, and exchanged a kiss that reduced my bones to rubber and my brain to gruel.
  ~ by Peter de Vries